"Too low they build, who build beneath the stars."

Edward Young

"If you are an adolescent, here is the trick to being neither quite a nerd, nor quite a jock: be no one. It is easier than you think" Infinite Jest

"If you don't need a lawyer then no one needs a lawyer. And believe me, everyone needs a lawyer." Michael Chabon, The Yiddish Policeman's Union.

"If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner, and wink your eye at some homely girl."

HL Menken's epitaph.